Anna Nicole Show
By Eric Bleau

E! Cable Network
Sundays 10pm

Ok Ok Ok, So after almost a month or more of E! promoting this show as the new great real-life series I had to tune in. First a small background on Anna Nicole Smith, she started out doing small time modeling under different names. She modeled for Guess Jeans as Anna Nicole and was a hit. She continued and started to pose nude for Playboy and was a hit again, then she married a billionaire who was over 90 years old. He died soon after the wedding leaving A LOT of money to Anna Nicole. She battled in court with his family for that money. Now the Present…. She’s gained A LOT of weight, but is still kind of cute, but this show proves that she is not an Einstein! Throughout the show she sounded like she was on drugs of some sort. She looked trashy in most of the outfits she was wearing. Oh and did I mention, SHE’S DUMB AS DIRT? This show really has nothing to offer unless you like watching a almost middle-aged overweight Ex-Guess Jeans model prance around town shopping for houses with her little dog and her chest almost falling out of her top. I hate to say it but I’d rather watch the Osbournes even with all their cussing and stuff, at least they are half way intelligent and they won’t cry like a baby when they can’t buy the house they want or simulate sex on someone else’s bed. This show’s days are numbered, well maybe not, Jerry Springer is still on..

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